Genus Inkasso / Additiv - Split EP

Two guys from Germany are here to crash some windows, to make some loud damage: Because of their electric baseball-bats no postbox is safe - burn down this sinful city, it´s all lost anyway! SMASH!

Track 01, At The Heart Of The Terminal (this fits to this damn blog, right?), starts with some funky, slow part - only to end up in a chaotic mix of speedy, punching kicks, rugged noise and dashing snares. It´s pretty rich in variety, with lots of breaks and turnarounds. No monotonous noise here! Genus Inkasso got tricky fingers, everything is arranged in a slick manner. I don´t know, how many other records he got outta there, but this are real ripe, raw fruits we've got here. Great use of samples, by the way!

Track 02, It´s Expensive And It Can Kill You, by Additiv, begins with flipping, harsh noise, continues with innovative drumming and pumping brawling rhythms - I think the workers at the car compactor near my house have danced to this bunch of wild vibrations like short-circuited robots - and it ends with... flipping, harsh noise. Right! Cocaine is not cheap shit.

Track 03, A Very Slippery Slope, is the last track of Inkasso, and it is just an old, broken machine for ping-pong-balls. You can hear the screams of dying Japanese people here. It´s over with your sport, dudes. Industrial feeling. Spooky parts. Catchy cadences. A little pinch of AMZ. I love the last two minutes, can´t depict it really, please check it out yourself.

Track 04 is the last track. Tenderfuk shows the true genius of Additiv. Cold, sharp mechanical screams are visiting your stomach, wubble bobble kicks are shaking your anus. Diversified, ruthless. The break in the middle of the song is sheer amazing. You must hear this at your own.

Intelligent, elaborate noise, staged by a talented bloke. That´s all I can write.

Everybody who wants hard electro-music will like this record, and should promote this pile of din.

Rating: 4/4 Metal Mechs are yours!

DL the twisted metal: http://www.archive.org/download/waw038GenusInkassoAdditiv-SplitEp/WaW038-ADDITIVGENUS_INKASSO.zip
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-[]ype - Aboard

The infamous orbital-glider -[]ype is hovering through the black board of the cosmos - coming back from an important and dangerous mission on Planet Zuul. It´s time to get back home now, the crew is making the last preparations...

[Captain Cosmotic]: Is everything all right with the plasma-impetus-batons, Mr. Zudnikk?
[Navigator Zudnikk]: Sir, yes, Sir! They got the right temperature!
[Captain Cosmotic]: Superb, my friend. Isn´t it great to travel through the wide, wonderful space? What a lovely day. And look at the Saggitarius-surfers at the left. I was like them, when I was young...
[Navigator Zudnikk]: We will reach Base number 64 in some minutes, Sir.
[Navigator Zamal]: In exactly 5 minutes!
[Navigator Zudnikk]: Fuck, yeah, in 5 Minutes...
[Captain Cosmotic]: Perfect, my glorious comrades!
[Commander Hobor]: We´ve passed the checkpoint, Captain. All systems are scanned, everything is fine. Hyperholopads at Level 2. Taking course on C G X H B M. Everything´s fine, Sir.
[Captain Cosmotic]: ...Fine like a tasty, dizzy drink at Smiffy´s Star Maidens! Can´t we visit this lovely pub before we trigger our base?
[Commander Hobor]: Erm, no Sir. The Council Of The Seven Sunbursts Of Chutul is waiting for our cargo. That´s important, Captain.
[Captain Cosmotic]: How boring!

[Repairman Rusty]: CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN!!!
[Captain Cosmotic]: What the hell? Yeah? What´s going on, Rusty?
[Repairman Rusty]: There is some obscure, horrible creature in the storage room!
[Captain Cosmotic]: ...and your mother is Jabba Tha Hutt. Don´t fool me, boy!
[Lieutenant Lippo]: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY IN SECTOR 0.45!
[Captain Cosmotic]: WHAT?!
[Repairman Rusty]: FAST! FAST! GET YOUR GUNS!
[Captain Cosmotic]: Let´s go, comrades. We will blast this alien-ass out of our gorgeous galaxy.

*bang* *bang* *bang*

[Unkown Entity]: Wuahhahaa!
[Commander Hobor]: We can´t damage this awful, transparent beast!
[Captain Cosmotic]: And it can´t damage us, right, Commander?
[Lieutenant Lippo]: It seems so!
[Unkown Entity]: D4mn, Hum4n5... 1 w1ll s3nd u 2 h3ll...
[Captain Cosmotic]: WHAT?!
[Unkown Entity]: H4ck. H4ck. H4ck.
[Commander Hobor]: What is this damn ghost talking about?
[Lieutenant Lippo]: Oh no... it´s some of the virtual ticks from Planet Schultukk, I think!!!
[Captain Cosmotic]: That means...?
[Lieutenant Lippo]: He will dock on our board-computer and will create massive chaos.
[Unkown Entity]: H4444CK. H4444CK!
[Captain Cosmotic]: Can´t we call the fuckin Ghostbusters?
[Lieutenant Lippo]: They are on vacation for some days, Sir.
[Captain Cosmotic]: Ah... all right.

[Navigator Zudnikk]: He is eating our data!
[Captain Cosmotic]: I want to eat some Slime-Burgers at McCybernaut.
[Navigator Zudnikk]: That is not funny, Captain. There is a chance of fatal damage. If he destroys our control-system, we are lost.
[Navigator Zamal]: We are now at the peak of the orbit´s iceberg, Captain. If we are plunge down now, we will get smashed on some planet like a dirty ball of intergalactic trash, Sir.
[Captain Cosmotic]: Oh, nice.
[Navigator Zamal]: There! There! He is really hacking the control-mechanisms!
[Navigator Zudnikk]: Holy hell!

*Shhh* *Shhh* *Shhh*

[Navigator Zamal]: Captain, we are falling!
[Navigator Zudnikk]: WE ARE FALLING!!!!
[Navigator Zamal]: Entering Earth´s atmosphere in 10 seconds...
[Navigator Zudnikk]: 9 seconds...
[Navigator Zamal]: 8 seconds...
[Lieutenant Lippo]: WE ARE GOING TO DIE. DON´T COUNT A COUNTDOWN, MORONS!
[Navigator Zudnikk]: 7 seconds...
[Captain Cosmotic]: We are entering what?
[Navigator Zudnikk]: The Earth´s atmosphere, Captain!
[Captain Cosmotic]: The earth?
[Navigator Zamal]: 4 seconds...
[Navigator Zudnikk]: Yes, Sir.
[Captain Cosmotic]: Please not the Earth! Only dumb-asses are living there! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
[Navigator Zamal]: 1 second...

THE END

1/1 Millenium Falcon for this crazy, fast space-trip through the dimension of squeezed NES-circuits. I salute you, Captain Timothy Doerr!

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Various Artists — Equilibrium

It´s hard to explain my feelings. 

This is beyond all words that have ever existed.

This compilation is the heaven. If your melancholic retro-heart beats for The Legend Of Zelda: Links Awakening on Game Boy, if your Nintendo-soul is hungry for this warm Japano-RPG-feeling, if you just want a lovely blast from the past: This is your place. Right here, right now: Equilibrium. Various talented Artists have pounded their cardiaczzz out of their pixelated chest to make you happy. Don´t despise this present - download this record and experience a journey to the land of your deepest longings.

I quote someone who commented at the Ubiktune page about this masterpiece:

"You guys did it again. The musicianship on here is seriously among the best in the world. I don't even think this is hyperbole. What you guys have done with these simple and fundamental tones can almost bring a tear to the eye. I am very thankful to be a part of a community where music like this is made, and distributed for free."- NorrinRadd22

Kulor, Blitz Lunar, Velathnos, nq\skrju, C-jeff, RushJet1, Tony Thai, FearofDark and surasshu created a timeless 8-Bit masterwork, that touches my pneuma like the beginning-scene in Chrono Trigger, when you wake up in your room, and this fuckin sweet music begins to play. 

Sorry, I don´t want to be hysteric. But:

THIS MUSIC IS GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL, AND EVERY FRICKIN´ RETRO-VIDEOGAMER SHOULD HEAR THIS EPIC BLOOOOODY MAGNUM OPUZ!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!

Don´t miss this one. We should celebrate this like a memorial stone of the NES-Era.

Pure beauty, pure creativity, pure fantasy, pure love, pure everything.

Like a burning sword of passionate Lowbit-Love into your pineal gland.

Have a great time with this one, folks. Holy hell. Pure Beauty!

I think Terranigma is saved in my soul forever.

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Subterrestrial - Conspiracy Music

Spiders are crawling over my hand. In the weak light of a candle I can see ugly ghosts, who are mocking me - they want my tormented soul. I show them the middle-finger and I snap the fuckin spiders against the wall. Weaving spiders come not here! And demons should go to their own shitty dimension! Go to hell. I want to hear music now. And I click...

But, damn, this record is the perfect soundtrack for a midnight-meal at the graveyard! Now there are hundreds of shimmy ghosts around me, and a big spider-gang is visiting my shocked face. A dramatic roar is shaking my chakra-system. Like a deep demon-voice the vibrating creature is dancing an occult, slow rhythm.

This is not what I wanted! Oh, hell, no! What is happening?

This record is dark, loomy stuff. But why?

Because our world is bloody dark!

Most of the people hate spiders. Most of the people don´t believe in demons.

But the sad truth is: Humanity is wrapped up in a big cobweb, and we are sucked out by hungry demons.

If you are brave enough to inhale these rough facts, you are ready to download this amazing trip to the dark side of the... world.

Subterrestrial makes Conspiracy Music, and I´m grateful for that. Tracks like The Bohemian Grove, Black Helicopters and Illuminati are covering important themes. Themes everybody should know about, because they are going on in front of our ignorant nose. Humanity: Wake up!

Rating: A great release, with lot of sensitivity for incredible atmospheres. I give 13/13 All-Seeing-Eye-Heads! Yeah! 

Click on the pyramid to reach the enlightened Zip.File!

This album sounds like: Visiting Vlad Dracul´s lovely basement vault. Taking part of a secret Freemason-ceremony at full-moon. Drinking a cup of black tea at Angela Merkel´s creepy mansion, or drinking cow-blood instead of cherry-soda. 

 


Subterrestrial Blogspot: http://subterrestrial.blogspot.com/
V-Portal: http://www.youtube.com/user/SubterrestrialSounds
MyHollowEarth: http://www.myspace.com/subterrasounds

Obsolète Broadcast Système - Negociation

This digital bastard is an interesting negotiation: To speak about the goddamn stock market, solid beats are meeting retro-synthies for dinner. And, folks, it looks like a harsh crisis!

I don´t know why, but most of the parts of this record are reminding me playing Sim City on the Nintendo Entertainment System while eating salami-sandwiches.

The masterpiece The Other Revolution is already a classic for me, it´s like the Giana Sisters are dancing on the top of the Swiss Alps. Just brilliant. Give it a try. Retro-Feeling at its best.

There are only three tracks with 8 minutes overall playing-time. So don´t pussyfoot, download this record, and give yourself a quick shot of pure 80s-Computer-Feeling! It´s released at the fresh Rejected Netlabel, that was founded by Nuno Maltez in 2010. Support this young label and get your ass from the sofa. Click on Mr. Commodore above and he will sing for you. For free!

Thanks to O.B.S for bringing old memories back into my 80s-heart. God gives you 2/2 G-Sisterzzz for that! 

Retro 4 Life & Hail to Mr.Monitor!

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